Comebacks to Pickup Lines
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man : Is this seat empty? Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man : Your place or mine? Woman : Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man : So, what do you do for a living? Woman : I'm a female impersonator. Man : Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman : Do not enter. Man : How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman : Unfertilized. Man : Your body is like a temple. Woman : Sorry, there are no services today. Man : I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman : But would you stay there? Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.